I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.
*Bunch of us were out in the country side, where the parents of a good friend of ours has a killer pad. Couple of hours inland from the coast where we live. Lot more wildlife out there than we're used to... Me: hey dude if you go by that big rock and those bushes next to it, there's a gnarly fucking snake hiding in there.
Pepe: where?
Me: right there, I just saw it. Just go by that big rock.
Pepe: what? how big?
Me: pretty long, I almost stepped on it. Sasha saw it first. it's right there though.
(Pepe walks over about 50 feet from us and takes a look)
Pepe: holy shit! fuck! check out this snake!
Me: yeah, it's crazy huh
Pepe: this thing is huge!
Me: yup
Pepe: come check it out!
Me: I saw it already.
Pepe: come here and check it out!!!
Me: I already seen it.
Pepe: just come HERE!
Friend's mom (from the window of her house): don't bother that snake - it eats gophers!
Pepe: dude! it's moving! just fucking come here!
Me: ..........
Pepe: oh shit!!! it's going under the rock!
Me: ..........
Pepe: just fucking come here, dude! look at it! come on!
Me: I'm the one that told you about it, I already seen it.
Pepe: BUT JUST COME HERE!!!
Friend's mom (from the window): I said leave it alone!
Pepe: this thing is huge! fuck! it's crazy! hurry, it's almost gone!
Me: Leave it alone, dude.
Pepe: OH SHIT! you're gonna miss it, it's almost gone! COME HERE!!!
Me: .........
Pepe: check this thing out! fuck!
Me: .........
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