SINNERS SWEDEN SECURITY TEAM...

...aka "Bob"!

submitted by Robin.

SLY GUY

So about 4 years ago, Sasha found this dog on craigslist or some listing somewhere online.

An animal rescue foundation had him. They originally found him roaming the streets of South Central Los Angeles with no collar or tags with a very bad attitude. He stayed with them for 2 years because nobody wanted him. Two different families tried to adopt him and they both brought him back because of aggression issues. So he was one of those older unwanted dogs there.

When we got him we noticed his jaw is super crooked like he had been hit by a car or something and was also missing a bunch of teeth. Vet said maybe he was tied up to a chain and was gnawing on it for years. And because his jaw is crooked with the lack of teeth, his tongue hangs out a lot. One of his ears is torn up pretty bad,

One of his front legs are pretty crooked like it had been broken at one time. Crazy, gnarly scars everywhere, all over his face. Even has this huge gash near the back/side of his tongue that permanently split. You can tell this guy had been in some huge battles on the street.

So we took him in. They told us his name was Sylvester but we had to shorten it to Sly. Pretty fucking rad dog, excellent job of guarding our pad. He loves the ladies.

Always wondered what he was mixed with; maybe boxer or the common pitbull in this area. Definitely has Rottweiler in there.

Brought him to work with me today. He sleeps all damn day.

He's on permanent vacation now! Happy life with us.

BUSY TODAY

...so for now I'd just like to say howzit to my security team.

Mahaloz you guys!

WALK IN THE PARK

Submitted by The Hater:



For the first time in a long time, something happened that I did not know how to react to the other day.

A little retarded boy at the park walked right up and stuck his finger in my dog’s butt hole.


My dog looked at me like, “wtf?”

The boy then smelled his finger, made a yuck-face, and walked away.

His mom had looked away for a split second and didn’t see a thing.And, I didn’t have the heart to tell her what just happened.

Poor little dude. I bet his finger smells like poop quite often

JOSE!

SLY IS EATING YOUR KNUCKLEHEAD OIL RETURN LINE!



But don't worry! He only has 3/4 of his teeth!

LONG BEACH SECURITY

I made my dogs wear hats this morning and had them answer some questions.



Name: Vilano
Breed: Rottweiler
Age: 11 years old
Born: Ewa Beach, Hawaii
Raised: Makaha, Hawaii
Likes: Jose and Brawny
Dislikes: Mailman, strangers, being told what to do.


She says: my boss man made me wear this hat so I could represent RHPS. I hate Cesar Millan. Ever since my "pack leader" bought an entire season of his stupid show on DVD, I been listening to everything he says even more now, like I'm hypnotized or something.

I miss swimming at Kualoa Beach Park but the cool weather in Long Beach is pretty choice. I'm missing one eye from doggie glaucoma but fuck it, I'm a pirate.





Name: Sly
Breed: Rottweiler Mix
Age: Unknown
Born: Unknown
Raised: South Central L.A
Likes: Cookies
Dislikes: Strangers



He says: I was found roaming the streets of South Central, living life outlaw-style. I was then taken into a shelter. Two families adopted me but returned me for being too crazy and shit. Nobody wants damaged goods, right? After two years in the pen, Sasha and Nelson hooked me up. They took me in even though I had a bad attitude and I'm not too easy on the eyes.

I got some serious missing/cracked teeth, a crooked jaw, crooked leg, scars on my face and torso, both my ears are torn but I'm a scrappy mother fucker if you wanna test me out, holmes. I ain't scared of shit but I'm on permanent vacation now; I left my thug life behind.