here's a follow up to CantStayJose's kidney stone situation from a little while back.
"Tommy Two Stones is coming back. Let me put it to you this way, it wasn't my choice but my boss says 'Tommy's Burgers' and I can't say I need special ramen please. I just say yes. Well look at the time on the email and now. I'm on the toilet 12 minutes later my poor stomach making crazy sounds."
* note that Tommy's is a chain of burger joints around southern CA and everything is served with chili.