I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.
Pepe: FUCK! you see that shit? mother fucker...
Me: oh yeah, dude, that mattress been there since this morning.
Pepe: FUCKING STUPID SHIT! who in the fuck would dump a mattress at this intersection? right in our fucking neighborhood.
Me: uuuhmmm.... must've been Asian people from Torrance that loaded it into a truck, drove it down here to Long Beach and dumped it at the intersection.
Pepe: what? really?
Me: just kidding dude, not really.
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Pepe Time could be its own blog, like "Shit my dad says..."
ReplyDeleteWERE THE STAINS ON THE STREET THERE
ReplyDeletePRIOR TO THE DROP!..LOL
P.S. HI NELSON!
holy shit i laughed so hard it hurt! that is great!
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