PEPE TIME #21

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.

Pepe has become a connoisseur of ramen in the last couple of years. Sort of an expert on local ramen joints. This little story took place a couple of years ago, when he only knew of one spot.

NEW RAMEN

Pepe: this place is the shit, lets eat here.

Me: no way, get back in the truck. we're going to another place down the street.

Pepe: what?! this place right here has the best ramen!

Me: trust me, this other place is better.

Pepe: fuck that, this place is the shit.

Me: how would you know?

Pepe: know what?

Me: you've only eaten at one ramen place ever, this place.

Pepe: so the fuck what?

Me: so how in the hell do you know it's better than the place down the street?

Pepe: listen dude, I know. it don't get better any than this! I can tell.

a moment later, Pepe finally gets into the truck and we head to other spot I mentioned and ramen is served...

Pepe: this looks pretty good, dog...

and after a single bite...

Pepe: dude, this ramen IS better!

Kohryu

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