He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Pepe has become a connoisseur of ramen in the last couple of years. Sort of an expert on local ramen joints. This little story took place a couple of years ago, when he only knew of one spot.
Pepe: this place is the shit, lets eat here.
Me: no way, get back in the truck. we're going to another place down the street.
Pepe: what?! this place right here has the best ramen!
Me: trust me, this other place is better.
Pepe: fuck that, this place is the shit.
Me: how would you know?
Pepe: know what?
Me: you've only eaten at one ramen place ever, this place.
Pepe: so the fuck what?
Me: so how in the hell do you know it's better than the place down the street?
Pepe: listen dude, I know. it don't get better any than this! I can tell.
a moment later, Pepe finally gets into the truck and we head to other spot I mentioned and ramen is served...
Pepe: this looks pretty good, dog...
and after a single bite...
Pepe: dude, this ramen IS better!