Submitted by The Hater:
For the first time in a long time, something happened that I did not know how to react to the other day.
A little retarded boy at the park walked right up and stuck his finger in my dog’s butt hole.
My dog looked at me like, “wtf?”
The boy then smelled his finger, made a yuck-face, and walked away.
His mom had looked away for a split second and didn’t see a thing.And, I didn’t have the heart to tell her what just happened.
Poor little dude. I bet his finger smells like poop quite often