He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.
REFINANCESubmitted by The Hater
The Hater: hello?
Pepe: hey, what are you doing?
The Hater: working
Pepe: you remember that deal with my refinance where that one company fucked me?
The Hater: no
Pepe: well, how about you represent me to get my money back and I’ll give you half
The Hater: nope
Pepe: what? Why not?
The Hater: not interested
Pepe: but you don’t even know how much is at stake
The Hater: don’t care
Pepe: what?!?! How come?
The Hater: sometimes, there are clients that are not worth the trouble no matter how much you might stand to make. Guess which category you fall in?
Pepe: you fuckin dick…
The Hater: keep it up and I will send you an invoice for wasting my time for one hour
Pepe: what? It’s only been a few minutes!!!
The Hater: yeah, but it feels like an hour…
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