He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Can you believe we're already at PEPE TIME #43? Wow, already 43 short clips of our (good) times hanging out with Pepe! This one happened just a month ago.
Submitted by The Hater of San Juan Diego:
The Hater: Hey, you still gonna go to Roscoe's with us to eat?
Pepe: Oh fuck dude, I JUST ate like a minute ago, there's no way I can eat right now, I'm so stuffed.
The Hater: Just come hang out then, have a drink or something.
Pepe: Shit, I can't even drink anything, not even a glass of water, that's how full I am right now, but ok dude, I'll come hang out.
(5 minutes later at Roscoe's)
The Hater: ....a side of red beans and a diet coke please...
Waitress: And, you sir?
Pepe: You know what, I'm just gonna have the 2 wings and a side of mac and cheese and one of those half ice tea and half lemonades...a large
(minutes after the food arrives, Pepe is already finished and looking around)
Pepe: Hey dude, you gonna eat all those wings?
The Hater: I thought you said you weren't hungry, now you want some of my food too?
Pepe: Come on dude, just give me a wing.
The Hater: ok, ok, fatso
Waitress: Are you guys doing ok over here?
Pepe: You know what, can I get 2 more wings please?
(more wings arrive in seconds)
Pepe: What is this? Look at this wing! This thing looks like it came off a sick baby chicken. I wouldn't even feed this to my dog!
The Hater: Well then give it to me and shut up
Pepe: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't say I wouldn't eat it, I'm just saying....
Pepe: Hey, you gonna eat the rest of that breast?
At Stevie and Mel's BBQ...
Pepe: Mmm, this broccoli is goood!
(he was eating asparagus)