I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Nator: how's Facebook today?
Pepe: what? pssht - I'm never on Facebook, dude!
Nator: are you on Facebook?
Nator: I think you're addicted to Facebook.
Pepe: no way, I don't have to look at this shit!
Pepe: I got rid of my Facebook page
Nator: you're on Facebook again!
Pepe: I'm just bored.
Nator: fuck, dude you're on Facebook a lot.
Pepe: what? you're always going to the motocross track!
Nator: I go riding once a week. 4 times a month. You're on Facebook 10 times a day or more, that's like 50 or 100 times during the week!
I go ride to get better. That's not the same, Pepe.