PEPE TIME #54

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.

CHINO

This one took place when a bunch of us got together to watch UFC 125 at Nator's house...

Pepe: hey dude check it out, there's a Japanese guy fighting.

Me: that guy ain't Japanese, dog

Pepe: how the hell do you know?

Me: because his first name is DONG

Everyone: HAHAHAHA

Pepe: so what, whatever...

Everyone: HAHAHAHA

Pepe: you see, in MY CULTURE, it's all the same... 

Everyone: ...? 

Pepe: yeah... Japanese, Korean, Chinese, whatever! it's just called CHINO!

BONUS ROUND!!!

Later on during UFC 125 while watching Brazillian fighter Thiago Silva in his corner, between rounds...

 

Me: what are they saying, dude?

Pepe: how should I know?

Me: what do you mean, don't you speak their language?

Pepe: they're speaking Brazillian or Portuguese or whatever, I don't fucking know.

Me: why not? Brazil, Mexico - it's all the same!

Everyone: HAHAHAHA

Pepe: psssht, whatever. you guys are stupid.