He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
The freeway exit near our hood used to have a stop sign just before merging onto the street. So you got off the freeway, went around a loop, stopped at the sign, then hung a right onto the street and end up in your own lane. Why that stop sign used to be there was indeed a mystery and it used to get Pepe quite excited.
On this occasion, I was driving and Pepe was riding shotgun. We got off the freeway with 3 cars ahead of us. Here's how it went.
Pepe: LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
Pepe: they're all fucking STOPPING!
Me: at the sign?
Pepe: YEAH! WHAT THE FUCK!!! So fucking irritating, dude!
Me: wait, what?
Pepe: you get your own lane after the sign, so why fucking stop?!
Me: so you're not supposed to stop at the stop sign?
Pepe: FUCK no.
Me: uuuhhmmm... what if they're new here?
Pepe: too bad, it's fucking stupid! I don't know why they put a sign here!
Me: so nobody is supposed to stop here?
Pepe: I said NO.
Me: what if there's a cop in back of you?
Pepe: I don't give a fuck... but I would stop just so I don't get fucked with.
Me: so only stop at this sign if there's a cop behind you?
Pepe: just don't stop at this sign.