PEPE TIME #58

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.

PEPE vs THE HATER

So as you may know Pepe gets easily hyped up when a lot of his best friends are around, especially on fight night, one of the hundreds of fun filled nights we watch MMA fights together. Pepe likes to be there sometimes hours before the fight, sometimes just to start and complain that no one is there... you know, shit like that.

On this occasion, The Hater from San Juan Diego had a treat for us. He was bringing several pounds of kalbi short ribs from his favorite spot and we were all gonna hang out, eat & drink before the fight started.

Pepe got a little out of hand real quick. Pepe couldn't stop picking at the meat before they were all done and grilled. He wanted to be the first one to taste it.

The Hater: stop picking at the food, stupid

Pepe: I can do whatever I want

The Hater: don't fucking do it

Pepe: make me....

So at this point it was on. The Hater set out to make Pepe stop picking at the food at his request, so I took over grilling duties. As you can clearly see, here is how things went:

The End