PEPE TIME #59

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy

STEADY POKING

This little story from a couple of years back and I remember it very clearly. Pepe and I were at a local dive bar many of us used to go to regularly here in Long Beach. From this bar Pepe has had luck with the ladies on many occasions, this is undoubtedly true. And as he usually does, he loves point out who the lucky ladies were. Here's how it went on this fine night...

Pepe: pssssht, dude, you see that bitch, dude?

Me: who? her?

Pepe: she's pretty cute, huh? got a fucking BODY on her, dude... fucked the shit outta that bitch, dog!

[minutes later]

Pepe: oh shit, you see those two bitches? psssht, fuck! heh heh heh

Me: what?

Pepe: fucked the shit outta both of them, dude! hahahaha soo funny!

Me: yeah

Pepe: oh shit, fucking THREE bitches in this bar I been with, fucked the shit outta of them...

Me: you ever gave a girl like a nice, steady poking?

Pepe: what?

Me: you know, like once in a while just a nice steady one...?

[Pepe looks over my shoulder and just stares off into the distance, blinking his eyes rapidly for a few seconds]

Pepe: ....nope.

The End

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