Wednesday, November 9, 2011

AS OF LAST NIGHT DUSTIN GREW A LITTLE BROTHER...

...after a little tussle:
yucky!
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6 comments:

  1. PerninhaNovember 9, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    dude, it looks like a huge clitoris growing in his ear..so disturbing. However, sooo pleasant

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  2. junebugNovember 9, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Oh, Dustin. If the cauliflower look isn't appealing to you, here's what you need:

    1. A syringe (preferably NOT from your neighborhood junkie)
    2. Antiseptic like Neosporin, alcohol swabs, etc.
    3. A camera to take before-and-afters to post on Pakajunk!!!!!

    Seriously, though, feel around to where the SOFTEST part of your "cauliflower" is, where you feel all the fluid moving around; that's where the needle's gonna go. Sterilize your ear, the needle, and then pop the needle into the soft part (at a 45 degree angle); draw back & drain. It'll hurt a bit and you'll see some gross stuff and some blood in the syringe! Take out your needle and compress it with gauze (my fighters sometimes use finger splints to keep it tight). Sterilize again and repeat this process a few times a day to make sure it doesn't harden up too much.

    Otherwise, keep the cauliflower look! Some girls dig it and you'll be a big hit in Japan!!

    -JuneBug

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  3. DustinNovember 10, 2011 at 8:49 AM

    Thanks June, I use to drain my ears in high school when I wrestled, back then we used a safety pin! I think now that I have killer insurance and I'm not that into Asian chicks I'll go to the doctor!

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  4. DavecatNovember 10, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    FTFS!!!!

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  5. junebugNovember 10, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    FTFS????

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  6. jimmy monkNovember 12, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    I had one once and all that was outside went inside and formed a solid chunk of corruption in my ear. About a month later I squeezed it and this ball of vintage pus fell out. And it STUNK.

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