I have a friend named Pepe. He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does. Enjoy.
Pepe was having a bad day. This means that he goes out of his way to find something to get angry about... which is almost tolerable, because it only happens in short bursts. On the other hand, it can be irritating because it happens mid-conversation or mid-sentence.
We were waiting for a car in front of us to make a left turn. They took an extra few seconds too long. Both the driver and passenger were holding cigarettes out their car windows.
Me: where we gonna eat at?
Pepe: well this place already closed, you probably know - LOOK AT THESE FUCKING IDIOTS
Pepe: taking their time, SMOKING FUCKING CIGARETTES FUCK.
Pepe: FUCK. FUCKING IDIOTS. They shouldn't hold that shit out the window like that, FUCK.
Me: let's go kick their cigarette asses!
Pepe: Fuck. Look at them. Fuck.