PEPE TIME #1

I have a friend named Pepe. He's pretty funny and I'd like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does. Enjoy.



Me: Today's Saturday, dude.

Pepe: No, it's Friday.

Me: Well, that means I'm 5 hours late for work. And you don't know what day it is cause you haven't worked in 4 months.