I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
submitted by The Hater
Pepe: hey man lets haul ass and make it to Vegas in good time
(then after 1 hour of The Hater leading at 120mph of lane splitting)
Pepe: hey man, I feel like just cruising, you know, mellow
(lane split rest of the way at 100mph)
BONUS PEPE TIME #8.5 TODAY!
submitted by The Hater:
Pepe: oh god, I'm soo stuffed. I can't eat another fucking thing... is that licorice?