I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Me: you want any? they're still warm dude, Sasha grabbed them this morning.
Pepe: from your chickens at the garden?
Pepe: naaah, I'm good, dude.
Me: what? you don't cook eggs at home?
Pepe: I do, I'm good though.
Me: then take these, they're still warm - check it out...
Pepe (trying to avoid the fresh eggs): .....nah, dude.
Me: these eggs are from a block away though, they eat fresh veggies everyday - practically hand fed!
Me: ...you don't want fresh eggs?
Pepe: I like my eggs from the store, like nice and clean in a box. I like knowing where they're from.