I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.
Me: you want any? they're still warm dude, Sasha grabbed them this morning.
Pepe: from your chickens at the garden?
Me: yup.
Pepe: naaah, I'm good, dude.
Me: what? you don't cook eggs at home?
Pepe: I do, I'm good though.
Me: then take these, they're still warm - check it out...
Pepe (trying to avoid the fresh eggs): .....nah, dude.
Me: these eggs are from a block away though, they eat fresh veggies everyday - practically hand fed!
Me: ...you don't want fresh eggs?
Pepe: I like my eggs from the store, like nice and clean in a box. I like knowing where they're from.
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Now, that's funny.
ReplyDelete"I like knowing where they"re from"???
ReplyDeleteYeah Ralphs
Ill take some,love fresh eggs nothing better.
ReplyDeleteDude, Pepe is kind of a wuss if he's scared of fresh eggs. That's funny.
ReplyDeleteNooo, he's definitely not a wuss! He just likes his eggs nice and clean, like in a box! He just likes knowing where they're from!!!!
ReplyDeleteMakes sense to me, I hate dirty eggs. Pepe rules
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