Tuesday, December 7, 2010


I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.

So I went to lunch with The Hater and Pepe. I was riding shotgun and Pepe sat in the back. When Pepe goes for a ride in a nice car (this car is a 2008 with 20,000 miles), he can't help but to push all buttons, switches and especially touch the stereo, even if its a car he's ridden in a dozen times. He can barely listen to one entire song without changing it to the next track. He especially likes playing with the volume.
But this time he was sitting in the back so there wasn't much to fuck with. Only the center console and the power windows. On our 12 minute ride, he opened the rear seat center console/arm rest at least 2 or 3 times. He hit to the power window switch to open and close it a few times too.

When we arrived at our destination and got out, he immediately opened the trunk for no reason.
The Hater: What the fuck was that?

Pepe: What?

The Hater: Did you just open the trunk because you were sitting in the back this whole time and didn't get to fuck with anything?

Pepe: I just wanted to see if it would open.


  1. Quick , somebody Tell the Hater

    that he is about to run out of FUEL!!

    Maybe PePe was looking in the Trunk

    for lost Family members? LOL!!


  2. Dude, you gotta check that shit from time to time. The day will come someday when the trunk won't open. Do you want to be stranded on the side of the road with a broke-ass trunk?