Wednesday, February 2, 2011
PEPE TIME #31
I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
I had caught a cold and wanted more rest. Pepe had some advice for me on how to treat and avoid the common cold. Here's how it went.
Pepe: you shouldn't have worked out yesterday.
Pepe: yup, all that exercise got you sick.
Me: I'm going back to sleep, I'm not going anywhere.
Pepe: THAT is what will fuck you up, dude, more sleep. It'll make you even sicker.
Introducing another good friend of ours today in:
Good Times with Bobber Bob
I'll throw in a few good stories whenever I remember something about Bobber Bob too.
Bobber Bob: we had Thai food last night!
Me: right on, that's good stuff.
Bobber Bob: OH MY GOD, NELSON! THE PEANUT SAUCE IS SOO GOOD!
Me: yup, it's pretty good.
Bobber Bob: No, NO! OH MY GOD!!! have you ever had the peanut sauce?!
Me: of course.
Bobber Bob: it is SO GOOD! IT'S AMAZING! IT'S RAD!!!
Me: what did you have it on?
Bobber Bob: all sorts of stuff! it's just AMAZING! I'd eat it on anything! ANYTHING! I would eat anything with peanut sauce!!!
Me: how about hot cock?
Bobber Bob: what?
Me: would you eat hot cock with peanut sauce?
Bobber Bob: ...well I guess if I ever had to eat hot cock, I'd eat it with peanut sauce!