Wednesday, February 2, 2011

PEPE TIME #31



I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.


COMMON COLD

I had caught a cold and wanted more rest. Pepe had some advice for me on how to treat and avoid the common cold. Here's how it went.


Pepe: you shouldn't have worked out yesterday.

Me: .......what?

Pepe: yup, all that exercise got you sick.

Me: I'm going back to sleep, I'm not going anywhere.

Pepe: THAT is what will fuck you up, dude, more sleep. It'll make you even sicker.


BONUS ROUND!!!


Introducing another good friend of ours today in:
Good Times with
Bobber Bob

I'll throw in a few good stories whenever I remember something about Bobber Bob too.





PEANUT SAUCE


Bobber Bob: we had Thai food last night!

Me: right on, that's good stuff.

Bobber Bob: OH MY GOD, NELSON! THE PEANUT SAUCE IS SOO GOOD!

Me: yup, it's pretty good.

Bobber Bob: No, NO! OH MY GOD!!! have you ever had the peanut sauce?!

Me: of course.

Bobber Bob: it is SO GOOD! IT'S AMAZING! IT'S RAD!!!

Me: what did you have it on?

Bobber Bob: all sorts of stuff! it's just AMAZING! I'd eat it on anything! ANYTHING! I would eat anything with peanut sauce!!!

Me: how about hot cock?

Bobber Bob: what?

Me: would you eat hot cock with peanut sauce?

Bobber Bob: ...well I guess if I ever had to eat hot cock, I'd eat it with peanut sauce!

7 comments:

  1. THe "OH MY GOD" gives it away.. and the fact that it's about food...

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  2. Pepe time would make good xtranormal videos like the "This is my scene video". Haha. You get my vote for blog of the year if there is such a thing.

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  3. hahaha well, can't be that hard to do. I'll give it a shot sooner or later!

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  4. man this Pepe shit is hilarious! you have to post a picture of this guy? who is this guy?

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  5. What does this Pepe guy look like? Does he look like that the Short neighbor kid in the movie "next friday" with the dickies and the flannel shirt and pitbulls? cause thats what I picture reading these.Man thats some funny shit he does!

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  6. Bass - you're pretty dead on with how Pepe looks! Maybe not so much Dickies but more jeans and a pitbull named "Duster".

    Thanks for reading!

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