PEPE TIME #32

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.

ARRIVAL TIME

I've ridden in an airplane with Pepe. There's a couple of little stories I could tell you guys about flying with him but I'll leave some for later. Here's how this one went.

Pepe: When does this plane land?

Me (checking my phone): it's about 2:15pm now and we land around 4:30pm, so this means it should be about 2 or maybe 2-1/2 more hours.

Pepe: Can't be.

Me: ......

Pepe: I think just an hour more.

Me: ....ok.

Pepe: I'm not trying to argue. I'm just saying... CAN'T BE.