I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
I've ridden in an airplane with Pepe. There's a couple of little stories I could tell you guys about flying with him but I'll leave some for later. Here's how this one went.
Pepe: When does this plane land?
Me (checking my phone): it's about 2:15pm now and we land around 4:30pm, so this means it should be about 2 or maybe 2-1/2 more hours.
Pepe: Can't be.
Pepe: I think just an hour more.
Pepe: I'm not trying to argue. I'm just saying... CAN'T BE.