Thursday, May 5, 2011

THE HATERS CBR1000RR

Once upon a time in a land called San Juan Diego, about 100 miles south of Long Beach, there was a 2008 Honda CBR1000RR that was purchased for a steal, brand fucking new, ridden excessively fast, then taken apart shortly thereafter.

He took it apart to find that Honda was made by Italianos because there was a spaghetti factory lurking underneath.

He cut a lot here, added a little there.
And he made this liter bike more suitable for riding around town and doing dumb shit.
I contacted The Hater to ask him he had to say about his newly finished chopped down, street fighting moto...
...he said, "167hp + 415lbs - $11.5k = Choppers Suck".

The End

5 comments:

  1. Rad!!!!!

    Cheapest horsepower is weight ; )

    Not counting the big Korean riding it.. haha

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  2. A'right...Giggidy Giggidy..full on loose your licence weapon of fuckin awesomeness..!!!

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  3. I have to agree choppers suck and tight jeans

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  4. rad fuckin ride hater, betcha Jeff's gonna be jealous!!

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