He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Once upon a time, Pepe and I went on a trip to a far away metropolis together. It was actually a good time and come to think of it, I've mentioned a little about this trip in Pepe Time #50.
We were on our way out of Gotham and since we're gonna be on a plane for a while, I made sure I didn't eat anything to upset my belly. Taking heaping dumps with an achey belly on a plane is no bueno. We started our day in the hotel restaurant and I had oatmeal for breakfast and surprisingly, so did Pepe. He even ordered a small fruit salad to go with it. I did notice that he only ate the very top off of the oatmeal, the brown-sugary sweet part, and I ate more of his fruit salad than he did... but whatever.
So 2 hours later, sitting around at the airport, Pepe eats two small bags of chips and a small bag of cookies:
Pepe: dude, my fucking stomach hurts
Me: that sucks... I'm kinda hungry again
Pepe: this suuuucks
Me: those chips and cookies probably didn't help dude
Pepe: so what
Me: ...this yogurt cup looks good.
Pepe: fuuuuck. stomach hurts.
2 minutes later...
Pepe: I know what I want!
Pepe: FRENCH FRIES!
Me: that's not gonna go well with your stomach ache
Pepe: I don't care! that's what I want
*Pepe also ends up eating 3 more bags of chips and more cookies, mid-flight