A bunch of us were watching UFC at Dustin's when this stranger (shown below) knocked on the door.
First thing out of his mouth was "wanna join the merchant marines? Can I have a beer?"
So Dustin let the guy in, gave him a beer, but the guy kept talking about his glory days during the fights so Dustin showed him the door.
Oh, and he also had a name tag with 'Adams' written on it.