*note that Pepe is terrified of spiders.
Pepe: hey dude, did you install your ceiling fan by yourself?
Me: yup... why?
Pepe: did you have to go into the attic?
Me: shit yeah, of course.
Pepe: fuck. how long did it take?
Me: not long, I went up and down like an hour or so to make it all perfect.
Pepe: ...how was it up there?
Me (remembering his arachnophobia): well... it was fucking nuts dude...
Pepe: why? why? what do you mean?
Me: it was like fucking Raiders of The Lost Ark and shit, spiders everywhere!!! crawling all over me and shit. pretty creepy, man.
Pepe: (long pause) ...you're fucking kidding me...
Me: shit you not but I only got bit like 6 or 7 times. it's not like I had to go to the doctor or anything. stung like fucking hell though but the ceiling fan was in.
Pepe: fuck that bullshit, I ain't going up there.