Thursday, September 23, 2010

PEPE TIME #14

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.



The CLS

The Hater was driving Pepe and I back to Long Beach from a nice lunch when the conversation of newer cars came up. I'll start from when it got really good.

Pepe: dude, listen. LISTEN. You know what car beats all those cars?

The Hater: ........?

Me: ........?

Pepe: you guys listening to me or what? you know what car beats ALL those cars?

The Hater: ......what?

Me: I dunno?

Pepe: C-L-S, dude.

Me: What is that?

The Hater: Mercedes CLS?

Me: that little convertible Mercedes or whatever? like a Miata?

Pepe: you don't even know what I'm talking about, huh. IT'S THE BADDEST FUCKING CAR.




Me: which one is it?

Pepe: Mercedes CLS, dude, soo fucking BAD ASS.

The Hater: so why do you think it's such a great car?

Pepe: everything about it, dude.



Me: ever ridden in a new Lexus? they're soo fucking smooth. If I hit lotto I'd buy a Lexus.

Pepe: you fucking kidding me, man? CLS will blow that thing away.

Pepe: in fact the CLS is faster and rides smoother than any of those cars.

The Hater: you know how much those things are?

Pepe: fuck it, I don't give a fuck. I'd buy one.

Me: those new Cadillacs The Hater was talking about has crazy horsepower too.

Pepe: hahaha, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW dude. The CLS will blow away any Cadi.

Pepe: if I had a CLS, I never would need anything again. that would be it. THAT'S IT.

Me: then buy one, you should do it

The Hater: I dare you to buy one. you won't do it.

Pepe: fuck, I will.

Pepe: I can, psshht.

2 days later...


Me: did you buy the CLS?

Pepe: actually dude, they had a used one at Mercedes so I test drove it. that car absolutely sucked.

Me: really? I thought it was the best car ever?

Pepe: I hated everything about it. it was all bumpy and shit going down the road and I just wasn't into it.

3 comments:

  1. " in fact the CLS is faster and rides smoother than any of those cars"

    "I hated everything about it. it was all bumpy and shit going down the road and I just wasn't into it"

    That's Fuckin' HILARIOUS!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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  2. Had one on loan for a weekend when they first dropped and I thought it sucked because I could feel it "assisting" the steering input, weird. On the other hand, the two materialistic latinas it acquired me for the evening were well worth the drive. I think about them every time I see one of those cars, thanks for the memories.

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