Wednesday, December 15, 2010

NEW CAREER!

Pretty funny. Submitted by Rick at Performance Machine:


GUYS WITH A PASSION FOR MOTORCYCLES & DOWN-HOME COOKIN' WANTED
STAR IN A NEW TV SHOW - CASTING NATIONWIDE!

Casting guys who ride badass motorcycles who also have a passion for for down-home American cooking for an on-the-road adventure series which highlights American culture and history through its' food, from from the producers of Dancing With The Stars, Skating With The Stars, Top Gear and What Not To Wear.

We are looking for two MALE road warriors who share a love for eating, an enthusiasm for badass motorcycles, and most importantly, a passion for food! Together, you'll discover America's Heartland and all of its traditions while digging right in with the locals tasting slices of life!

Do you know the finer points of Texas barbecue, and what makes for the best fried chicken? If you know your food as well as the history and process behind it, look like you mean business on the outside but have the good ole boy quality inside - and LOVE riding your motorcycle, we want to hear from you!

Although we are open to individuals who fit the description above, we are ideally, we're searching for TWO long-time buddies who have a funny banter while sharing a passion for food and the open road to submit together as a team.

TO SUBMIT:
Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration, and email ALL the information requested below to:
roadwarriorscasting@gmail.com
Be sure to include:
1. Your name (first and last) - and your buddy's name if submitting as a team
2. Contact phone number(s)
3. City/State where you live
4. A brief bio about who you are, and why you'd be great for this show
5. Photos, both close-up and full length (jpg format please)
6. Be sure to mention you heard about this from Jeff Gund at INFOLIST.com for priority consideration!


TO RECEIVE NOTICES LIKE THIS WITH MORE INFO ON ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY JOBS, OPPORTUNITIES, AND EVENTS:
Just go to www.INFOLIST.com and click Register!

Maybe CantStayJose and I will have to team up. But maybe we're too brown for the show!

7 comments:

  1. http://www.hairybikers.com/ ??????

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  2. You're crazy if you don't at least apply. You know, just for fun. It might be neat to write about the experience. Also, TV money. Just grow a beard and only do a couple of seasons.

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  3. What Stuka said,
    there's these two fat northern cunts who ride BMWs.
    And guess what?
    They like cake.

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  4. Do it! Alton Brown (the Good Eats guy) had a special riding his BMW across the US and it was pretty good. You and Jose would be a great show...

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  5. They already did a thing about you and Jose. It was a movie with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels. I forget what it was called....

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  6. do it for donneybrookke st psycho!

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