Wednesday, March 30, 2011

PEPE TIME #39

I have a friend named Pepe.
He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
Enjoy.

AT WORK

And for today's Pepe Time, I decided to call Pepe and have him submit his own little story. I thought it would be interesting to get a few words directly from the man himself. And yes, that is an actual photo of Pepe working.

Pepe: I got nothing to say. Heh heh heh. Nothing, I'm drawing a blank. I don't know. I got nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Let me think here. Ooh, hey, I got nothing. What do you want me to say?

uuuuuhhhmmm... I came into work Monday, pretty pissed off. And these fucking assholes over here, fucking guys sends us home Saturday. Then they call us and wants us to come back. I'm like FUCK THAT! I ain't coming back!

So on Monday, I came back with an attitude already. When I get there these lame brains, they play these stupid games you know? They go in the office, sit in the chairs, and all these guys, they get together and slap their nuts around, you know. So I told one of them, I ain't one of you faggots that come in here and... oh shit, there's a girl going by! and come in here and slap each others nuts around. I came here to fucking work. Don't fuck with me, don't play with me, I came to fucking work. Aaaand... I dunno. I got nothing. Pepe Time is dying. It's time to retire it.


Stay tuned for more Pepe Time! Usually on Tuesdays or Wednesdays!


4 comments:

  1. I got nothing???? Then what was all that you just said Dog?? Good shit man! Nice job on the face cover up! your killing me man!

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  2. Pepe's nothing is better than everyone else's somthing..GET ON IT!

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  3. clipping in below your body and 3 feet back on the truss instead of in front of, and above you, does three things in the event of a fall.

    it puts you at three times the fall distance till your y lanyard stops you.

    it increases the shock load that your body takes exponentially.

    and it makes it so that if you are rendered incapable of self rescue due to the shock load or subsequent impacts or lanyard tangle, youre gonna have to buy all the guys that rescue you a shitload of beers after all the paperwork from the steward gets filled out about the accident.

    but i'm just a rigger being a dick.

    we love Pepe time at work. keep being Pepe, Pepe!

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