He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does.
ADOPT A DOG
Pepe: hey I'm at the dog pound right now, dude!
Me: did you find a dog you like? I bet there's a ton of pit bulls.
Pepe: fuck, so many! more than half I think mostly mixed but I got one right here that's so cool.
Me: cool, take him home.
Pepe: he's just chillin', sitting right next to me! I think this is the one.
Me: make sure you save the receipt.
Me: just kidding. take him home.
Pepe: this dog is fucking with me, dude.
Pepe: seriously, Duster is totally fucking with me.
Me: Uuuuh, dogs don't really have that ability to 'fuck with you'.
Pepe: he's fucking pissing me off, dude. listen, I know dogs.
Pepe: hey dude, Duster is so fucking stupid. I'm taking him back.
Me: how is he stupid?
Pepe: he just is dude. I'll put something down for him to lay on but he'll go lay somewhere else.
Me: that's it?
Pepe: all kindsa shit. just trust me, dude, this dog is stupid. I've known dogs ALL MY LIFE.
Pepe: Duster is such a rad dog!
Me: right on. what happened?
Pepe: nothing! he's just RAD!
End Of Week One
Pepe: I'm taking him back.
Me: that sucks. if I didn't already have Sly, I'd take him. I think Richelle said she'd take him if you don't want him.
Pepe: whatever. I don't want him.
Me: oh shit! you have Duster's name in the concrete!
Pepe: yeah, hahaha! so what?
Me: that means you can't threaten to take him back anymore.
Pepe: what are you talking about, dude? he's such a rad dog, I'd never give him up!