Thursday, December 22, 2011

PEPE TIME #63

I have a friend named Pepe. He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does. Enjoy 


BITCH

Pepe uses the word bitch a lot, more so than anyone I have ever met before. 99.9% of the time its used to describe a woman(s) in his life or perhaps a nice lady he would like in his life immediately. I noticed this early on and I started taking notes on some of the more popular one-liners that include his magic word. 

Here are a few that stand out the most: 

MIND YOUR BUSINESS BITCH

YOU GOTTA FUCK THAT BITCH

BITCH GOT A BODY ON HER

I FUCKED THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BITCH (Pepe Time #59)

I'M OVER THAT BITCH

CONTROL YOUR BITCH, DOG





Many of us who hang out with Pepe regularly found this to be pretty entertaining, so we started using it in our daily dialogue (without the same intent that Pepe has of course), to sort of brighten things up and have a laugh. I hope you can use these magic one-liners with your friends too. 




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3 comments:

  1. Control your bitch, Dog!!!!!! Now I like that one!!!!!!!

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  2. I agree..control your bitch, dog! bahahaha thanks pepe!!!!

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